• dainty small heterosexual lady protagonist: i thought you had died...
  • large strong man with five o clock shadow and a gravelly voice protagonist: heh... you can't get rid of me that easy...

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: razzadoops, via jamestiqueerius)

  • me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired